I found this vid to be extremely funny
Jimmy Wants to get laid



Go to his youtube Channel for more of his insane vids
http://www.youtube.com/user/makemebad35

BOOM

Jan stop changing song to your blog thx..k
bros have been emo man..hate it..
so i have come to a conclusion that
Girls are a pain in the ass
and for some of you emos that hate life
watch this vid


haha. so im waiting for Dewi to help do up my blog coz its extremely boring.
very jealous of her blog
hate it

Boom

MandMs

coincedentally it is the most hated and Most loved word in my life..

mNms
Maths
N
Malay
my 2 most hated subjects

Mats
N
Minahs
My two most hated people

M&Ms
My most favourite chocolate

eminem
My favourite rapper

yes M&M has a big impact on me

since were into the topic of mats and minahs
i chatted with dewi moments ago and i came up with a good point (since she called me a mat :(. )

Singaporeans are being too judgemental
everything we people do we get judged based on stereotypes
especially mats and minahs

the way we dress = mat and minah
the way we express ourselves through dance = mat
we have a fringe and put our hair down = emo mat
spike our hair = punk mat
we way we walk = mat!!
the way we talk = MAT!!
we sit under the void deck just to have a chat = MAT!
we wear our caps slanted = MAT

i agree that mats and minah ruin the life we have as singaporeans
i guess they hate mats and minahs like i do
that they catch a single glimpes or mattism and call them a mat

well you people should just grow up
think rationally
just because people wanna dress nicely to look decent doesnt mean they are mats nor minahs

hate you people..
well they are stereotypes
like moments ago..dewi said she thought i was a mat just because i was schooling in a mat school
cool
well i can call you a minah too
dewi is a minah!!
MINAH MINAH MINAH!!

haha just kidding love ya..

a good example of mats are my cousins(mom's side) who came to my open house.
my cousin brought a few friends and they all look like assholes with 2nd heads
wearing trucker caps were mat enough but tightening their caps
wearing it made them look like dicks with long head
i mean they have gaps in between their hairs and the caps
if you guys know what i mean
i would find a nice mat picture to show u guys

sigh i cant believe my cousin is a class A mat..
mat rep
materfucker

yea today my relatives came over to break fast.
my house was fully refurbished
boom
dewi rocks!(not!)
hafiz is a class A joker (cos he made me laugh by not talking)
jan is a blur ass in war3
kenrick is a gay
akid is da best!

wooo vulgar title

saturday was the day all my hari raya "chores" were settled
i bought;
Levis Shoes
Bag (simple,slinged)
Baju Kurong(red,green,telok belangah :(. )
drinks for my family (hey i contribute too!)
songkok

theres one thing that shocked me...a certain wristband can attract stainless steel!
my dad and i stumbled upon a "medical wristband that can heal fractured areas in the body
by biomagnets
to my surprise when the salesman demonstrated it...i placed the wristband near a certain
stainless steel scissors
it attracted IT ACTUALLY STICKS
to some of you who dont know. stainless steel isnt a magnetic material
so it doesnt attract to any permanent magnet whatsoever

so i tried to do it myself...i placed the same wristband together with my dad stainless steel watch
it didnt attract.

so the moral of the story is
businessmen are money faced assholes
no offence to any businessmen around the globe i know you're just doing ur job :)

jan finally got war3 so we could play with him
he was a total newb in the game and so...he was like a dick...as always. hah kidding

thank you guys for telling me that u insulted me for fun only..and didnt mean it
i know u guys didnt mean it but it still hurts (gosh im emo..)
its like...i wanna slash myself with a stainless steel scissors and put the medical wristband on it LOL

COMMENT!

finally kenrick came to school. yay!
haha dickhead

sorry i left the game suddenly yesterday
jumali kenrick fiz adam
2 nights ago i didnt sleep
so i became super sleepy by 2..
eat sour prunes also didnt wake me up
i guess insomnia isnt taking over me already

something wierd happened.
last night my internet got cut off.
2 nights ago while chatting with kenrick
i said that i wished the internet was cut off so i could concentrate more on my o lvls
and today. my wish came true.
it was a good news bad news situation
when i found out i was really depressed
i spent the whole morning like practically doing nothing
at the same time i was planning what to do without my computer
study?
chores?
study?
masturbate?lol
then at 1pm
i checked my modem
none of the lights are blinking
"got internet? wtf? go cable to confirm"
went to the tv..tuned to the disney channel
IT SHOWED.WHAT THE FUCK!!
i couldnt believe it
i confirmed it...turned on my comp..
clicked on internet explorer..
YOUTUBE!! OMG GOT INTERNET OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

i was overjoyed and dissapointed at the same time
overjoyed because i got the internet back
depressed because im afraid i would fail my o lvls with the internet.

moral of the story
internet = bad,evil,bad
akid = pro,powerful, pro

Reply to Jum's post
the reason said "fuck you" to you guys
is because u guys were insulting me too much.
even if i didnt do anything wrong i get bombarded with insults like
noob
indon
pimple
indon
noob
noob
noob
indon
almaak akid cmi la
noob

you know i can take all these insults...but it is getting overboard already
too much...
u guys insult me once, twice, trice, four times, five times, or may be even 50 times
i can take it
but
EVERYDAY?!
its like im not emo u know.
i just kept quiet far too long already
all i said was fuck you in my blog and i get disrespected
i have a reason alright..

i cant escape the feeling that among my bros i feel like the bullied
sure they laughed...but laugh AT me...
i cant escape the feeling that you guys are looking down on me
ill show u

i cant believe someone would suddenly be very good with their awps'
in a matter of weeks
i had a match today.in the train map, jan's score was 29 4?
my team got trashed coz of him
just because we took all the trouble to kill him..
instead of working out strategies on how to win a round
we worked out how to kill jan
i mean like his awp is awesome
what amazes me was that he improved very..very fast

i got pissed that my dnt cher said that my idea concept got very low marks
that would hurt my chances of getting an a1

HAFIZ FUCK YOU!
ADAM FUCK YOU
KENRICK FUCK YOU!
JUMALI FUCK YOU
O LVLS FUCK YOU!

eddie..yeaa my post are somewhat hilarious
but sometimes u gotta think
are you gay?

and nonis
stop trying to act u fuck
you couldnt fool me one little bit

COMMENT ON MY POST!

Today in class.
Arab Fuck asked me a qs.
Why are girls have such low self esteem
Fu sen answered: "coz they have such high pride"
In my mind i wanted to say "YOU ARE SAYING THE SAME FUCK THING YOU FUCK!


haha okay i answered

girls have low self esteem? hmm one of the reasons is because of the opposite sex.

girls want to look good infront of guys to get their attention

and because of the guys not giving them attention...

they ask themselves

"why the fuck are the guys not looking at me..shit...i think i must put more make up"

haha

another reason; jealousy among their girlfriends

some girls are so envious about their peers looks and want to get on par with them

or may be even surpass them



yup thats the 2 main reason



Guys go for looks

Girls go for Personality

mature girls i mean

other than that they see the guys with good looks and go for them...thinking they would go sooo far

this is wat i call puppy love.
i had my fair share of puppy love..i and regretted every single one of them..
well you know what they say...mistakes comes with experience

one good example of a mature gal is jannatun's hot girlfriend syanaz.
i dont know why a fat motherfucking slut like jan could have a hot gf like syanaz.
well if you could read jan's combined blog with his gf you would know why
they've been together for 4 - 5 years? crap lucky bastard

one point in my life...i let alot of peope insult me...its like every word i say i get trampled upon insults and crapologies by my friends. just today i pronounced the word fatigue as fat-i-goo
almost the whole day i get insults from that mispronouncation
and and...i still get that indon insult just because they saw my race in my i.c "Indonesian"
all i could say was
"HEY!"
"Fuck you"
"FUCK OFF"
"DICK!"
they laughed..fuck them..and my optimism
i dont know how people get all sensitive and like get angry at very little insults they get
other people who get as much insults as they give me would
give the silent treatment for weeks.
be all angry and get all personal
Me? i just said
"HEY!"
"Fuck you"
"FUCK OFF"
"DICK!"

There will be one point if the insults get too far...i would act accordingly..(getting personal is like my forte')

so all the people who insult me at every tiny thing i do..Be warned i can get nasty.

COMMENT ON THIS POST!

at the bottom of this post theres a link that says (0 comments) click on it...gays

Yea just like the title said.
i got to teach gurujeet, fusen, farhat, and Paul a qs about properties of circles
yea they really didnt acknowledged it but. i came out of the blue
gave them a few points and they were like
"oh ya...easy sia!"

farhat being the bitch that he is, denied my wonderful teachings
"no la its wrong..bodo sial akid" said the arab fuck
luckily math guru supported me and asked the arab shithead to take out the orange book*
*it is the math book which gave notes on topics that are coming out for o lvls
i guess farhat thought he was wrong but still with his arab ego, didnt want to admit
haha

you are gonna say ur maths is higher than mine
(which wont happen as already said above)
you are gonna say im ugly
(which wont happen as already stated above)
you are going to say you want to have nice arab sex with me
(which wont happen coz arabs look like shit)

on the technical side, i finally found out
how to add links to this default skin of mine
id like to thank jumali for giving me the html thing
and from there on, i knew how to do it.
seriously, all u guys need to do was to give me html
and i can do the rest
you dont have to
"okay akid i come ur house help you"
" you have to get new skin la akid blogger skin sux"
" blogger sucks use wordpress"
"alamak liddat oso dont know how to do"
"try livejournal.com"

well to all the A*holes who said all these to me
fuck you coz all u have to do is give me html
so the whole point of this topic is to say
THANK YOU JUMALI

now you guys have to teach me how to add videos
from you tube to this blog coz i was having trouble doing it.

please guys fuck off from the tagboard and add comments to the post i made
its placed at the bottom of every post

okay? die

Today we battled kuih tart and his friend at ping pong

people there was Yasin and Fandy

fandy wanted to skip religious classes
so while i was painting the house i recieved a message from fandy "PingPong?"
i ignored the message but he was persistent. i finally agreed

while i was kicking both yasin's and fandy's asses, kuih tart wanted to play with us...we played doubles
cut short, kuih tart's friend was awesome. even the great akid cant beat him.
sorry i spelled kuih tart..i forgot how to spell ur name and i thought 'kuih tart' was funny coz i was soo hungry

at home i was bombarded with naggings and chores from my mom. i wanted to rest and had to paint the house instead. i painted it yellow... came out nice, so you guys, hari raye be sure to take note of the wonderful yellow colour in my house...compliments appreciated

after painting went to play the last match in cz.. when i was capt'on the match was sure to be balanced so the ended up in a draw.

Line up for opponents
Jan
Kenrick
Harris
Ohno
Clyde

Line up for my team
Hafiz
Venice
Where.(i think it was tootie)
pui la bleh bleh
me

the pui guy got the record of having the score 0 - 15 in the 1st half...it was hilarious
i fought with venice on appearances.
he called me a mat and have alot of pimples (and being racist)
and i called him a few names

Mr. Buck
BuckBoy to the rescue
What the Buck
Buck you Bucker
Mother Bucker

yea...he kept quiet but like me being all optimistic and all i kept quiet too...sorta
hahah sorry bro

one round in the match, the opponents took out and m3 and fucked us in the A-hole
kenrick being the pro that he is kicked 3 of our men (including me...noob i know)
and hafiz was like "what the hell get killed by m3 u guys can go quit cs"
m3 is a shotgun in case u guys dont know

Clyde Harris and Kenrick must quit cs already coz he got killed by the pui guy
Haha so better not match anymore...or ill quit too...GAYS

Hafiz was all crazy in the match today...he laugh at every shitty mistake our team had...
once i died in the air and he was like laughing like crazy...
He knifed kenrick and he was like laughing like crazy...
venice died and he was like laughing like crazy...
i said f u to him and he was like laughing like crazy...
so the morale of hafiz for today is
he was like laughing like crazy...
haha.

i think better add words of wisdom from Jan after every Post coz he always says the last thing after every match.

Words of Wisdom from Jan : "I'm sorry. i killed u with my imba awp. :D"

well bye guys thats it for today...
feel free to add comments to this post...tag me if possible..

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